The strangest creature you'll ever find: Two eyes in front and many many more behind.
A Peacock! And give yourself a pat on the back if you said Bus Driver or any other public transportation worker.
Q: How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? A1: "What's a lightbulb?" A2: One. She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her. A3: Two. One to hold the Diet Pepsi, and one to call, "Daaady!"
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