How is it that a person born in Massachusetts, whose parents were both born in Massachusetts, is not born a U.S. Citizen?
If he was born before 1783, then Massachussetts would still be a British colony.
Two Polish truck drivers are barreling along when they come up to an overpass. A sign says, "Clearance: 11"2'." So they get out, measure their truck, and realize that it's 11"6'. So the first Polak looks at the second Polak and says, "I don't see any cops around....let's go for it!"
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