I have a hundred legs, But cannot stand. I have a long neck, But no head. I cannot see, and I'm neat and tidy, As can be. What am I?
A Soviet emigre doctor gets a call from the Medicaid office. "You've been billing us for weekly house calls to Mr.Ivanov for the last six months. Haven't you noticed that Mr.Ivanov has passed away?" "Sure I noticed! He was my favorite patient, I visit him at cemetery."
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