I have joy in bringing two together, but darning my existance! My life hangs by a thread, filled with ups, downs and resistance! What am I?
A sewing machine.
A Soviet emigre is forced to seek doctor's advice because his breath smells terrible. The doctor examines him and says: "Either stop biting your nails or stop scratching your hemorrhoids!"
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