I have a heart that never beats, I have a home but I never sleep. I can take a mans house and build anothers, And I love to play games with my many brothers. I am a king among fools. Who am I?
The King of Hearts in a deck of cards.
What is total agony? A one-armed man hanging from a twenty story building, with a serious case of jock itch.
Build a FREE Riddles and Jokes Site
| 32 users online |