I guarantee," said the salesman in the pet shop, "that this purple parrot will repeat every word it hears." A customer bought the bird, but found that the parrot wouldn't speak a single word. Nevertheless, what the salesman said was true. How could this be?
The parrot was deaf.
Ring Ring... Hello, who is it? Is your phone number 13498732? No. So, why do you pick up the phone?
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