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Thousands lay up gold within this house, but no man made it. Spears past counting guard this house, but no man wards it.

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Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them? Ever stop to think, and forget to start again? We are Microsoft. Resistance Is Futile. You Will Be Assimilated The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.

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